you might be a redneck

the days are getting cooler. so we've been opening the windows and doors a little more. only there's one huge problem, i have had massive issues with flies. and i refuse to buy a fly swatter. it's like a toilet brush. you need it, but once you use it, where do you store the thing. ick! the little buggers are everywhere. and they don't even care. i got right up close to this one with my iphone. look at her posing with her hands all clasped.

i had exhausted my fun sucking the black winged friends into the vacuum. more fun than humans should be allowed. this is also my remedy for killing spiders. so i sent the husband to the store. he came home with these:

which we hung here in the kitchen.

and they worked. like awesome.

see.

it only took seconds. stupid flies. smart brady.