"go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here"

a lost set of keys

brady's.
a flat tire

on the car

and he needs to leave

now.

she is crying

uncontrollably

and i don't know why.
a turd

in the corner of the crib

outside of the diaper.
she's thirsty

she wants orange juice

and all that's left

is apple.
a glowing gas light

and i am already

late for work.
burnt popcorn

in my clean microwave

it stinks

and there is someone at the door.
i went shopping

for easter

left the chocolate

in the bags

in the van

in 76 degree weather.

an unexpected meeting

on an unexpected day

that lasts unexpectedly long.
2 therapy sessions

for my brooks

in 24 hours.

realized

i paid my van note

twice

in one month.

signing time

her favorite dvd

is scratched

badly.

out of fresh smelling tide

and i desparately need to wash

the turd crib sheet.

permanent stamps

on their hands

same as yesterday

to remind me

the boys are out

of lunch money

still.

gymnastics tuition

is due

but i'm out of checks.

spring picture day
today

and i forgot.

would pay that online

but forgot my password.

scouts was at 7

it is now 8.

the project

clipped to the back door

was due

7 days ago.

it is after 10:00

the phone is ringing

it's for baylor

and it's a girl.

brady and i

are both at home

but for some reason

they can only ask

me.

this my friends is "as good as it gets."
i mean that.

somedays, it is everything that goes wrong that makes my life feel so right.