as promised

101 darnations!

1. darn it...there's another grey hair
2. darn it...that sippy cup leaked on my couch
3. darn it...i need to shave already
4. darn it...baylor has another english paper due
5. darn it...braden missed the bus
6. darn it...i forgot to put those clothes in the dryer, AGAIN
7. darn it...my printer is out of ink
8. darn it...burke broke her arm and then fell out of the wagon
9. darn it...braden's out of lunch money
10. darn it...my bff lives 30 miles away
11. darn it...my cell phone's gonna die
12. darn it...my house phone is gonna die
13. darn it...i am out of milk
14. darn it...i am out of bread
15. darn it...i am out of eggs
16. darn it...i need to go to the store now
17. darn it...i can't find my camera cord
18. darn it...my house is a fish bowl until we get blinds of some sort
19. darn it...brooke keeps spitting out her antibiotic
20. darn it...i'm out of chocolate
21. darn it...i found out important info about a friend on a blog post
22. darn it...the detangler is gone
23. darn it...i need a pedicure
24. darn it...i am only on number 24
25. darn it...the road construction is supposed to last another year
26. darn it...my house is super dusty
27. darn it...i have no family in utah
28. darn it...my skin is dry and only going to get drier with the cold weather
29. darn it...my yard is going to cost a fortune
30. darn it...stainless steel shows finger prints BAD
31. darn it...i am craving dr. pepper (shocker)
32. darn it...the kids answered the phone and it's a telemarketer (even tho i am on the do NOT call list)
33. darn it...the cheese from the gourmet totinos pizzas spilled on the bottom of the oven
34. darn it...burke's jeans have holes in the knees already
35. darn it...my library books are late. . . AGAIN
36. darn it...i can't find one of my 20 tubes of chapstick
37. darn it...i am in a hurry and the sweet grandma in front of me is going to write a check
38. darn it...that light was red, really, really red
39. darn it...i called that driver a bozo and my kids are in the van with me
40. darn it...my window's are open and it's gonna rain, like probably nice and sideways
41. darn it...that red jello is going to stain everything
42. darn it...hurricane ike is going to hit my family
43. darn it...the alarm didn't go off after i hit snooze 3 times
44. darn it...i gained a pound, i am really wondering how that could have happened
45. darn it...i don't know what to make for dinner. . . how hard can it be with a microwave and a can opener?
46. darn it...hottie hubby has to work late on the night that all 4 kids decide to melt down
47. darn it...a close friend of mine had her baby and i haven't done anything for her yet
48. darn it...burke locked us out of the house and the only key we have is inside somewhere
49. darn it...there's a spoon in the disposal that now resembles a weapon of sorts
50. darn it...i am out of wipes in this room
51. and these wipes from the diaper bag are dried out
52. and there is no one home to grab me more wipes from another room
53. darn it...i am just over half way through
54. darn it...that is a big spider hanging right at eye level from the garage door-EWWWW
55. darn it...i just stepped in something invisible and sticky in my clean socks
56. darn it...the pink playdoh is dried out
57. the blue playdoh is dried out
58. the green playdoh is dried out
59. the yellow playdoh is mixed with the purple playdoh
60. darn it...i can hear the garbage truck and my stinking garbage is not out yet
61. darn it...i scourched the sauce and this is the first time i have tried this stupid recipe
62. darn it...i left the door unlocked last night
63. darn it...i found something in my teeth after i flashed the cashier a huge smile
64. darn it...i can't find my receipt to return some of baylor's school clothes
65. darn it...i am out of big hangers, couldn't be because i have clothes hanging in my closet that i am never going to fit into again.
66. and these jeans had to have shrunk
67. darn it...the dog is out of water for the 3rd time today
68. darn it...i always get her voice mail
69. darn it...she didn't comment
70. darn it...blogger is unavailable
71. darn it...it doesn't even look like i mopped
72. darn it...i didn't get around to exercising yesterday, or the day before
73. darn it...oprah was depressing, (don't watch it when it is about crimes against children)
74. darn it...the batteries in this remote are dead, or stolen, or traded by some random child
75. darn it...costco closed at 8:30 and i NEED something right now
76. darn it...i left the bottle to sour in the van
77. darn it...i can't find a pen that writes
78. darn it...i can't get 93.3 without static
79. darn it...i should have gone to bed earlier last night knowing brooke might not sleep thru the night
80. darn it...i have a mountain of filing since we moved
81. darn it...i was overly impatient with burke changing your earrings for the 3rd time today
82. darn it...i didn't realize that box of cereal was $4.99 when i said yes
83. darn it...burke noticed that i skipped a couple of pages in the story
84. darn it...next time i will brush my teeth before running braden to the bus stop, just in case i run into a new neighbor i have never met again unexpectedly
85. darn it...that light bulb is burned out and i can't reach it
86. darn it...there is a fly in my kitchen
87. oh and he has a little friend
88. darn it...burke skinned her knee on the driveway
89. darn it...i needed to leave 5 minutes ago and i have baby gunk on my right shoulder
90. and the shirt with the baby gunk on it is the only one i had clean
91. darn it...i think i hung that picture too high
92. darn it...there is no toilet paper in this bathroom
93. and there is not a child in earshot who can bring me any toilet paper
94. darn it...my bra was just chillin in that basket when they delivered the washer and dryer
95. darn it...i forgot to email the teacher and baylor got an F
96. darn it...i left that coupon for 10% off at home
97. darn it...because sometimes i don't know what it is that my brooklyn wants or needs
98. darn it...i went over my cell minutes
99. darn it...that i started (not that i want to be prego, but i am out of tampons!)
100. darn it that i am not perfect and
101. that sometimes i say damn it!